I am absolutely fine with making a fool of myself so please enjoy the following mildly embarrassing story.
Last night I took this selfie before leaving the house to go and see Inside Out at my local cinema. (Go see it if you love crying) Naturally, I was totally full of myself and walking about as if I was Cher herself. Let me push someone over and shout “AS IF!” please just let me. I bumped into a friend who I hadn’t seen for quite a few years so I ended up being late for the film and getting in when it was dark and everyone was already sat down. It turns out this was much to my benefit.
The thing about this skirt, is that it’s a beautiful suede A-line skirt secured at the front, not with buttons, but with SNAPS. The good thing about snaps is that they’re really easy to snap on and off. The bad thing about snaps is that they’re really easy to snap on and off. So anyway, it was dark and the pre-film animated short was playing. I was shuffling past the people who were already sat down and my lovely skirt got caught on one of the seats. Pop pop POP the whole thing comes undone. I ended up shuffling to my seat carrying my drink, popcorn and skirt. Oops. Buy this skirt at your own risk!! Dress like a late 90s – early 2000’s teen dream heroine responsibly.